Khalid Sheik Muhammed Confesses to Whacking Jimmy Hoffa
In a stunning relevation, Khalid Sheik Muhammed confessed to [redacted], [redacted], and flying cocaine into the Mena, AR with Oliver [redacted].
KSM confessed to financing many Al Qaeda operations via a dramatic ransom caper in the early 1970s perpetrated under the name [redacted].[redacted]. Cooper.
In other news, Young Master Bush reiterated his opposition to torture.
