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November 26, 2007

Sebastian, Muay Thai Expert, Prepares for the Kumitae Arena

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Wax On, Wax Off

Whacks on, whacks off.

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  1. Speaking of whacking, you’ve been posting an awful lot of posts that have nothing at all to do with guns but a hell of a lot to do with Sebastian.

    Maybe you’ve got a little boy-crush and are afraid to admit it?

    C’mon, you can tell us. Does thinking about Seb all ninja’d-out in karate gear get you sweaty? Or are you just too pathetic to back up your arguments, instead posting nonsense to hide the fact that your weak talking points are continually torn apart?

    Comment by Jay — November 26, 2007 @ 9:35 pm

  2. Wow. I’m getting to be quite the celebrity in the gun rights world. You know what I love?

    When Jadefarce the Lying Censor is posting personal attacks, slander, and nonsensical lies about me, he’s doing nothing to strengthen the case for gun control.

    Gun control is a failed policy that hasn’t made anyone safer, but Jadeloser is obsessed with me. I think it’s great. The more he harasses and vainly attempts to get my goat, the less he’s doing to advance the anti-freedom cause. Woot!

    For what it’s worth, he still hasn’t taken me up on the offer for a personal demonstration of my self defense capabilities. Anyone surprised to learn that?

    Comment by Sebastian-PGP — November 26, 2007 @ 9:48 pm

  3. C’mon, you can tell us. Does thinking about Seb all ninja’d-out in karate gear get you sweaty?

    What’s not to get sweaty about? Seb’s the total package: GOP activist, Muay Thai and Okinawan Kung Fu expert and he has that sensitive side that can only be achieved by trauma. I sense you feel that way about him, given your eager and ardent defense of him. Perhaps you guys can lather up with gun oil and wrestle.

    Comment by Administrator — November 26, 2007 @ 10:13 pm

  4. What “ardent defense”? I’ve left less
    than 7 comments TOTAL to your blog entries, while you’ve dedicated how many entire posts to talking about Sebastian?

    But perhaps you’re right, I do defend him, for the simple reason that he is out there, side by side with Baltimore police, trying to clean things up in a city quickly becoming overrun with crime and violence.

    Unlike you, Jade, some of us here actually DO THINGS to make our communities better places for good people to live.

    But hey, I guess getting out there and doing a little community patrolling would cut into your precious blogging time, right?

    Comment by Jay — November 26, 2007 @ 10:41 pm

  5. Funny.

    GOP Activist? Hardly–and never even remotely substantiated by Jadeloser.

    Muay Thai? I just said I’d studied it a little–the only person using the expert word is Jadepansy. Probably continual overcompensation on his part since he’s proven too much of a pussy to actually take me up on the offer for a demonstration of my self defense skills. There’s a shocker, eh? So instead we get post after post from him about me. He’s pretty much obsessed with me. I’m sensing some sort of homoerotic Billy Budd type thing going on here. I think he’s rabidly attracted to my masculinity and ability to defend myself, seeing the capabilities he lacks and thus hates himself over.

    Either that or he’s just a zitty faced idiot living in mom’s basement with nothing better to do. Either or. Take your pick.

    Okinawan Kung Fu? That’s like Italian BMWs and Japanese hummus. In other words…Jadedouche is ranting about something he knows nothing about. Another shocker! Somebody get CNN on the line!

    Comment by Sebastian-PGP — November 26, 2007 @ 11:12 pm

  6. Wow Jade, obsess much? [insert generic gay love allusion]

    Comment by Michael H — November 27, 2007 @ 10:28 am

  7. Jade,

    You’ve never given an answer to a question I posed to you a long time ago, what’s your twenty?

    Just figure it out. It will take you a while, but get back to me with an answer soon.

    Comment by theirritablearchitect — November 27, 2007 @ 5:42 pm

  8. B&N: Ask your wife. Believe me, she knows.

    Comment by Administrator — November 27, 2007 @ 6:05 pm

  9. Sure do like stepping on your own schwanze.

    Comment by theirritablearchitect — November 27, 2007 @ 8:08 pm

  10. What a pansy ass. Jadecunt has no problem lobbing insults at people…but only from the safety of an anonymous keyboard haven.

    Like I said…anybody surprised he hasn’t taken me up on the offer for a demonstration of my self defense skills? Me neither.

    Comment by Sebastian-PGP — November 27, 2007 @ 10:36 pm

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