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July 19, 2008

Bush’s Legacy Begins

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Bush name may adorn sewage plant:

SAN FRANCISCO - A measure seeking to commemorate President Bush’s years in office by slapping his name on a San Francisco sewage plant has qualified for the November ballot.

The measure certified Thursday would rename the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant the George W. Bush Sewage Plant.

Supporters say the idea is to commemorate the mess they claim Bush has left behind.

Clueless Dupe Registers Gun, DC Now Perfectly Safe

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DC crime rates should now drop to zero as the clueless dupe, Dick Heller, finally manages to register his gun on second attempt.

The clueless dupe:

“It’s one of my favorites,” he said of the blue-steel revolver. “It’s like the kind Matt Dillon used to use on ‘Gunsmoke.’ “

That’s what this is really about: Dick Heller fantasizes about being a cowboy.

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