Clueless Dupe Registers Gun, DC Now Perfectly Safe
DC crime rates should now drop to zero as the clueless dupe, Dick Heller, finally manages to register his gun on second attempt.
The clueless dupe:
“It’s one of my favorites,” he said of the blue-steel revolver. “It’s like the kind Matt Dillon used to use on ‘Gunsmoke.’ “
That’s what this is really about: Dick Heller fantasizes about being a cowboy.
In the same sense that you fantasise about getting through to people?
Comment by Michael Hawkins — July 21, 2008 @ 6:10 am