How Baltimore Became Drug-Free

It was the work of one man.
Sebastian Sassi. SiFu Sebastian Sassi.
Muay Thai expert, Okinawan Jiu-Jitsu Master, Boxing champion.
Libertarian candidate for Congress:
Sebastian Sassi, MarylandShallIssue. Sebastian will discuss his pro-gun organization, dedicated to enacting “shall-issue” legislation. He will also discuss his recent battles with the Maryland State Police to obtain a concealed-carry permit while single- handedly driving out drug dealers from his neighborhood.

I think I wet myself.
Sebastian Sassi is my hero. I soon hope to have his hairdo, a double chin and a body that looks like a pear. I, too, will one day single-handedly defeat crime in my city.
Comment by veroferitas — August 2, 2008 @ 7:04 pm